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Recently a dying old man told me hate5six videos used to make him feel something, but not anymore. The way I "pontificate" on Twitter irreversibly altered his blood circulation, causing atrophy to various regions that were once potent. I asked him what "pontificate" meant and he didn't know. His eyes began to well up so I held him as he cried in my arms while the next band was setting up, the inescapable reality of senility setting in.  He breathlessly cried for me to stop occupying his mind so he could "perform" again. Ngl the whole thing was really strange.

He's no longer with us so 100% of all proceeds from this shirt will go to abortionfunds.org in honor of his memory.

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